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Obama: Professor, what's that you're doing?

Manguitus: AaaaHhhh! Mister President, you scared all them evil spirits out of me!!!! ... I am ... hum ... just entering a log into this ... online journal.

Obama: Vistalegre blog. Oh, you are a blogger! Sweat! And what are you blogging about ... it seems ... spanish to me?

Manguitus: Well, it's Portuguese and it's about the ... the ... herbal properties of ... weed. I'll just delete this for now ... 

Obama: Cool. Portuguese?? I thought you had lived in Spain ... anyway, I wanted to ask you something about energy. You have all these nice crystals in your office. ... made in china ... this must be the lead crystal, right? Anyway, I remember you said something about how you use crystals to capture and concentrate energy during your mystical sessions ... I was wondering how many of these crystals do we need to power, let's say, Washington DC? Or the USA? Can we use crystals to solve the energy crisis?

Manguitus: :-? ... I've never thought about that possibility.