Open letter to Tyra Banks

Dear Tyra,
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it is with an open heart that I write this letter. I saw you on Larry King live and was stunned with the “Tyra is fat!” controversy!!! How can this be?? How delusional can envy be? Just by watching you on Larry King live … I have fallen deeply in love. Not only are you amazingly gorgeous, you are also a very humane person. Therefore, I was even more astonished to know that you have a hard time getting dates! How can this be?? Dear Tyra, believe me, I, Meiguito, will date you, hug you, squeeze you and give you lots of love!! Cross my heart!
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Unfortunately, I don´t have your contact to send you flowers or to arrange our first date. My only hope is that, by remote chance, you will see this Vistalegre post and contact me. Fingers crossed. Tyra, be my Valentine.
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With love, faith, yours truly
Meiguito