(late 2004)
Columbia: Help! Help!!
Sam: What happend Columbia??
Columbia: Oh Sam! It was Jorge Buch! He forced himself on me again!
Sam: No, he didn't. It was consensual, just like the first time in 2000!
Columbia: Darn! He said he was going back to war to fight for my freedom and may never see a woman again ...
Sam: Columbia, my dear, Osama's bin forgotten ... the only war he is fighting now is for oil.
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(inspired by Lewis Black and George Carlin)